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Self-Employed Man Fired For Gross Incompetence
Bob Rattner was let go from his self-employed computer consulting position this morning. His employer cited utter incompetence. “Don’t get…
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Mets Trade Tebow To East-Side Parking Garage
The Mets’ Tim Tebow experiment came to close over the weekend when the former Heisman Trophy winner was traded to…
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Report Clears Christie in Bridegate – Finds Him Thin, Pleasant and Handsome Too
Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey trumpeted a new report this week that he claims exonerates him in the ongoing…
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Runner Up In North Korean Election Questions Results – Seeks Recount
Korean leader Kim Jong Un scored a decisive victory in the recent North Korean national elections. With 100% of precincts…
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US to Annex Canada In Response To Russian Aggression In Ukraine
The US Government has been studying the impact of Russia’s recent aggressive land grab in the Ukraine and finally issued…
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John Boenher Comes Out As Orange-American
Former Speaker of the House John Boehner ended years of speculation today by acknowledging what has been widely rumored since he ascended…
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Mets Replace Bats With Paddles In Attempt To Spark Offense
In an unprecedented move, the entire New York Mets team switched out their normal bats Wednesday night, replacing them with…
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