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Bob Rattner was let go from his self-employed computer consulting position this morning. His employer cited utter incompetence. “Don’t get…
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The Mets’ Tim Tebow experiment came to close over the weekend when the former Heisman Trophy winner was traded to…
Continue ReadingReport Clears Christie in Bridegate – Finds Him Thin, Pleasant and Handsome Too
Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey trumpeted a new report this week that he claims exonerates him in the ongoing…
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Korean leader Kim Jong Un scored a decisive victory in the recent North Korean national elections. With 100% of precincts…
Continue ReadingUS to Annex Canada In Response To Russian Aggression In Ukraine
The US Government has been studying the impact of Russia’s recent aggressive land grab in the Ukraine and finally issued…
Continue ReadingJohn Boenher Comes Out As Orange-American
Former Speaker of the House John Boehner ended years of speculation today by acknowledging what has been widely rumored since he ascended…
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Continue ReadingMets Replace Bats With Paddles In Attempt To Spark Offense
In an unprecedented move, the entire New York Mets team switched out their normal bats Wednesday night, replacing them with…
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